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At least 30 people killed in collision between high-speed trains in Spain

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·28 Oct, 09:15 am
At least 30 people killed in collision between high-speed trains in Spain — Japan
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The Straight Version

30 people killed when Iryo collided with Renfe in Spain.

The UNHINGED Take

Iryo and Renfe hit like broken samurai blades, smacking 476 souls dead or gone. Spain's rails proved cheaper than a sushi chef's cut. Whole nation wrenched, no remorse.

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The Bottom Line

CRASH WORTHLESS / 10

Iryo and Renfe hit like broken samurai blades, smacking 476 souls dead or gone.

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Iryo and Renfe hit like broken samurai blades, smacking 476 souls dead or gone. CRASH WORTHLESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/at-least-30-people-killed-in-collision-between #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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