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Takaichi and Merz pledge to boost economic security and tech cooperation

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·28 Oct, 10:00 am
Takaichi and Merz pledge to boost economic security and tech cooperation — Japan
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The Straight Version

Sanae Takaichi and Friedrich Merz pledged deeper economic security and tech cooperation to counter global economic coercion.

The UNHINGED Take

Two fossils clutching their briefcases while dreaming of supply chain glory is the geopolitical equivalent of a nursing home committee planning a coup. Absolutely pathetic cosplay for the global stage.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL YAWN FEST / 10

Two fossils clutching their briefcases while dreaming of supply chain glory is the geopolitical equivalent of a nursing home committee planning a coup.

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Two fossils clutching their briefcases while dreaming of supply chain glory is the geopolitical equivalent of a nursing home committee planning a coup. COLOSSAL YAWN FEST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/takaichi-and-merz-pledge-to-boost-economic-security #NZElection20

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