The Straight Version
Sanae Takaichi and Friedrich Merz pledged deeper economic security and tech cooperation to counter global economic coercion.
The UNHINGED Take
Two fossils clutching their briefcases while dreaming of supply chain glory is the geopolitical equivalent of a nursing home committee planning a coup. Absolutely pathetic cosplay for the global stage.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL YAWN FEST / 10
Two fossils clutching their briefcases while dreaming of supply chain glory is the geopolitical equivalent of a nursing home committee planning a coup.
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Two fossils clutching their briefcases while dreaming of supply chain glory is the geopolitical equivalent of a nursing home committee planning a coup. COLOSSAL YAWN FEST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/takaichi-and-merz-pledge-to-boost-economic-security #NZElection20
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