The Straight Version
Times Mobility is bleeding 5.5 billion yen after a massive data breach exposed customer personal information.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so incompetent that you lose billions just because you couldn't be bothered to lock a digital filing cabinet. Absolute corporate rot at its finest.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL BRAIN DAMAGE / 10
Imagine being so incompetent that you lose billions just because you couldn't be bothered to lock a digital filing cabinet.
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Imagine being so incompetent that you lose billions just because you couldn't be bothered to lock a digital filing cabinet. COLOSSAL BRAIN DAMAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/times-car-reporting-5-5-billion-loss-has #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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