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At least 30 people killed in Spain collision between high-speed trains

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·28 Oct, 09:15 am
At least 30 people killed in Spain collision between high-speed trains — Japan
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The Straight Version

Two high-speed trains collided in Spain's Castilla-La Mancha region, resulting in at least 30 confirmed fatalities.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says technological peak like turning a billion-euro rail network into a steel meat grinder. Spain just proved that moving at high speed is only impressive if you do not end up as a jigsaw puzzle.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

Nothing says technological peak like turning a billion-euro rail network into a steel meat grinder.

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