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Bank of England raises rates for first time since 2023 and warns more likely

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·6 Nov, 04:16 am
Bank of England raises rates for first time since 2023 and warns more likely — Japan
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The Straight Version

Bank of England raises rates for first time since 2023.

The UNHINGED Take

Bank of England hikes rates again, burning hopes like a 2013 ramen gone stale—total corporate comedy, baka!

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The Bottom Line

FALSE STUPIDITY / 10

Bank of England hikes rates again, burning hopes like a 2013 ramen gone stale—total corporate comedy, baka!

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Bank of England hikes rates again, burning hopes like a 2013 ramen gone stale—total corporate comedy, baka! FALSE STUPIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/bank-of-england-raises-rates-for-first-time #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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