The Straight Version
Bank of England raises rates for first time since 2023.
The UNHINGED Take
Bank of England hikes rates again, burning hopes like a 2013 ramen gone stale—total corporate comedy, baka!

The Bottom Line
FALSE STUPIDITY / 10
Bank of England hikes rates again, burning hopes like a 2013 ramen gone stale—total corporate comedy, baka!
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Bank of England hikes rates again, burning hopes like a 2013 ramen gone stale—total corporate comedy, baka! FALSE STUPIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/bank-of-england-raises-rates-for-first-time #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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