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Blue tsunami wipes out $2.5 trillion from Nasdaq as investors fret about AI trade

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·6 Nov, 04:00 am
Blue tsunami wipes out $2.5 trillion from Nasdaq as investors fret about AI trade — Japan
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The Straight Version

$2.5 trillion vanished from Nasdaq as AI fears triggered a blue‑tsunami crash.

The UNHINGED Take

AI hype cowboys reneged on the planet's $2.5 trillion bet, splashing Nasdaq like a goddamn beer bong. Meanwhile, investors check crypto instead of chasing that shiny faux AI promise.

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The Bottom Line

A TRILLION LOST / 10

AI hype cowboys reneged on the planet's $2.5 trillion bet, splashing Nasdaq like a goddamn beer bong.

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AI hype cowboys reneged on the planet's $2.5 trillion bet, splashing Nasdaq like a goddamn beer bong. A TRILLION LOST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/blue-tsunami-wipes-out-2-5-trillion-from #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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