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Bank of Japan unlikely to take rates higher this week

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·28 Oct, 06:55 am
Bank of Japan unlikely to take rates higher this week — Japan
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The Straight Version

The Bank of Japan is expected to hold interest rates steady at their upcoming policy meeting.

The UNHINGED Take

The suits at the BOJ are essentially staring at a burning pile of yen and waiting for December to finally admit they have no clue how to steer this sinking shipwreck.

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The Bottom Line

PATHETIC FISCAL COWARDICE / 10

The suits at the BOJ are essentially staring at a burning pile of yen and waiting for December to finally admit they have no clue how to steer this sinking shipwreck.

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The suits at the BOJ are essentially staring at a burning pile of yen and waiting for December to finally admit they have no clue how to steer this sinking shipwreck. PATHETIC FISCAL COWARDICE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/bank-of-japan-unlikely-to-take-rates-higher

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