The Straight Version
Japan and the U.S. defense chiefs agreed to bolster cyber cooperation amid relentless data breaches.
The UNHINGED Take
Japan can't even secure a basic spreadsheet from a script kiddie, but sure, let’s pretend our new defense partnership isn't just two clowns holding hands while the server room burns down.
The Bottom Line
DIGITAL PAPER TIGER / 10
Japan can't even secure a basic spreadsheet from a script kiddie, but sure, let’s pretend our new defense partnership isn't just two clowns holding hands while the server room burns down.
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Japan can't even secure a basic spreadsheet from a script kiddie, but sure, let’s pretend our new defense partnership isn't just two clowns holding hands while the server room burns down. DIGITAL PAPER TIGER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/u-s-and-japan-defense-chiefs
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