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Binance hack funds flow to Chinese launderers, Chainalysis says

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·6 Nov, 08:25 am
Binance hack funds flow to Chinese launderers, Chainalysis says — Japan
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The Straight Version

Binance hack funds are currently being laundered through thousands of digital wallets by Chinese-linked entities.

The UNHINGED Take

Binance is basically a high-tech money laundering ATM for criminals. Watching them pretend to be secure while their crypto leaks out like a rusted bucket is pure comedy.

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DIGITAL SEWER FIRE / 10

Binance is basically a high-tech money laundering ATM for criminals.

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