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Chubu Electric given business improvement order over data scandal

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·6 Nov, 08:44 am
Chubu Electric given business improvement order over data scandal — Japan
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The Straight Version

Chubu Electric received a business improvement order following a scandal involving mishandled data in its nuclear division.

The UNHINGED Take

Japan's nuclear giants are just glorified frat houses where hiding data is the only specialized skill they actually mastered. Shut the reactors down before these muppets forget how to turn the lights on.

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The Bottom Line

RADIOACTIVE INCOMPETENCE / 10

Japan's nuclear giants are just glorified frat houses where hiding data is the only specialized skill they actually mastered.

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