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Okinawa Policy Council meeting held for first time in 13 years

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·6 Nov, 08:38 am
Okinawa Policy Council meeting held for first time in 13 years — Japan
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The Straight Version

Genta Koja demands special policy council after winning Okinawa governor.

The UNHINGED Take

Okinawa needs a 13-year-old toddler council for meaningless meetings while local Fukushima tells Okinawa off. You muppet! This is the reason they got Fukushima radiation in your bread.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Okinawa needs a 13-year-old toddler council for meaningless meetings while local Fukushima tells Okinawa off.

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