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Binance hackers used fake job interviews in record heist

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·3 Nov, 10:58 pm
Binance hackers used fake job interviews in record heist — Japan
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The Straight Version

Binance thieves staged fake interviews, siphoned crypto, halted withdrawals for ~48 hours.

The UNHINGED Take

Job‑interviewer‑theft, because hiring 4‑digit zeroes is cheaper than firewalls. Binance’s lag‑game lets scammers feast while servers cry 'why do you even exist?' .

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The Bottom Line

LACK OF SECURITY / 10

Job‑interviewer‑theft, because hiring 4‑digit zeroes is cheaper than firewalls.

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