The Straight Version
Net withdrawals from Binance reached $4.7 billion after North Korea hack.
The UNHINGED Take
4.7 bn yen disappeared from Binance faster than a sushi chef’s knife through a bread roll. North Korean hack? They’re juggling it like a mangy cat on tofu. Who's watching? Your parents.
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The Bottom Line
CRYPTO STUPIDITY / 10
4.7 bn yen disappeared from Binance faster than a sushi chef’s knife through a bread roll.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
4.7 bn yen disappeared from Binance faster than a sushi chef’s knife through a bread roll. CRYPTO STUPIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/binance-outflows-hit-4-7-billion-after-record #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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