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Britain must sanction Israel, not just its settlers

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 07:10 am
Britain must sanction Israel, not just its settlers — Japan
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The Straight Version

Israeli forces blocked a British parliamentary delegation from entering the West Bank, sparking demands for UK sanctions.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching UK politicians cosplay as diplomats while getting shut out like tourists at a bad nightclub is peak bureaucratic comedy. Nothing says relevance like begging for sanctions while being treated like a nuisance.

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CLOWN CAR DIPLOMACY / 10

Watching UK politicians cosplay as diplomats while getting shut out like tourists at a bad nightclub is peak bureaucratic comedy.

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Watching UK politicians cosplay as diplomats while getting shut out like tourists at a bad nightclub is peak bureaucratic comedy. CLOWN CAR DIPLOMACY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/britain-must-sanction-israel-not-just-its-settlers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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