The Straight Version
Binance lost $6.3 billion to North Korean hackers in the largest crypto heist in history.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing billions to a regime that still uses dial-up and starvation to fuel its state-sponsored script kiddies. Binance really let Kim Jong Un fund his next parade with their digital imaginary coins.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL DIGITAL BANKRUPTCY / 10
Imagine losing billions to a regime that still uses dial-up and starvation to fuel its state-sponsored script kiddies.
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Imagine losing billions to a regime that still uses dial-up and starvation to fuel its state-sponsored script kiddies. TOTAL DIGITAL BANKRUPTCY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/crypto-giant-binance-hit-by-6-3bn-hack #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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