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China’s CXMT to start advanced AI memory production despite poor yields, sources say

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·28 Oct, 06:45 am
China’s CXMT to start advanced AI memory production despite poor yields, sources say — Japan
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The Straight Version

CXMT is rushing production of advanced AI memory chips despite suffering from critically low manufacturing yields.

The UNHINGED Take

Desperate CCP puppets are burning cash to produce glorified silicon paperweights just to pretend they can catch Nvidia. It is a pathetic, high-tech dumpster fire built on pure manufacturing delusion.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL TECH DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Desperate CCP puppets are burning cash to produce glorified silicon paperweights just to pretend they can catch Nvidia.

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