The Straight Version
Democrats clinch congressional control, outmaneuvering Republicans on a battlefield of subpoenas.
The UNHINGED Take
Democrats grab Congress, turning Trump’s agenda into a subpoena hell. Every Senate vote is now a political bloodbath; the only safe bet is waving a checkbook at them.
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The Bottom Line
DEMOCRATIC BLOODSTEM / 10
Democrats grab Congress, turning Trump’s agenda into a subpoena hell.
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