The Straight Version
Four Iranian tankers destroyed by mines in the Strait of Hormuz.
The UNHINGED Take
IRGC pushed its mines like a sushi chef into the Strait, turning four tankers into driftwood sushi—laughably sloppy. Those drivers should taste the sea for their own cowardice.
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The Bottom Line
MINE GODS / 10
IRGC pushed its mines like a sushi chef into the Strait, turning four tankers into driftwood sushi—laughably sloppy.
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IRGC pushed its mines like a sushi chef into the Strait, turning four tankers into driftwood sushi—laughably sloppy. MINE GODS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/four-tankers-destroyed-by-naval-mines-in-strait #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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