The Straight Version
NHK reports that warmer weather is delaying the onset of Japan's autumn foliage season this year.
The UNHINGED Take
The planet is literally cooking itself into a permanent sweat, and these clowns are treating the death of seasons like a delayed train schedule. Enjoy the beige, you toasted losers.
The Bottom Line
CLIMATE COLLAPSE COPE / 10
The planet is literally cooking itself into a permanent sweat, and these clowns are treating the death of seasons like a delayed train schedule.
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The planet is literally cooking itself into a permanent sweat, and these clowns are treating the death of seasons like a delayed train schedule. CLIMATE COLLAPSE COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/fall-foliage-expected-later-than-usual-this-year #NZElection2026 #Unh
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