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Jordan Love tosses 3 TD passes as Packers beat Panthers

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·30 Oct, 06:43 am
Jordan Love tosses 3 TD passes as Packers beat Panthers — Japan
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The Straight Version

Jordan Love threw three touchdown passes to lead the Packers to a win over the Panthers.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine acting like beating a bottom-tier landfill like the Panthers is a historic achievement. Watching Love fumble around is like watching a drunk salaryman try to find his keys in the dark.

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The Bottom Line

MID TIER CHAOS / 10

Imagine acting like beating a bottom-tier landfill like the Panthers is a historic achievement.

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