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Pentagon tells Europeans to cool their rhetoric on Russia, sources say

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·30 Oct, 06:51 am
Pentagon tells Europeans to cool their rhetoric on Russia, sources say — Japan
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The Straight Version

The Pentagon has pressured European leaders to moderate their aggressive rhetoric regarding Russia to maintain continental stability.

The UNHINGED Take

The US is officially tired of European muppets LARPing as soldiers while their own militaries are held together by duct tape and prayers. Shut up or pay up, you continental clowns.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL GEOPOLITICAL MELTDOWN / 10

The US is officially tired of European muppets LARPing as soldiers while their own militaries are held together by duct tape and prayers.

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The US is officially tired of European muppets LARPing as soldiers while their own militaries are held together by duct tape and prayers. COLOSSAL GEOPOLITICAL MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/pentagon-tells-europeans-to-cool-their-rhetoric-on #NZElection2026

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