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JR East’s new four-legged landscapers are proving to be a hit

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·30 Oct, 12:27 am
JR East’s new four-legged landscapers are proving to be a hit — Japan
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JR East’s new four-legged landscapers are proving to be a hit

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Look at JR East’s new four speedrunning total brain death: "JR East’s new four-legged landscapers are proving to be a hit". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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Look at JR East’s new four speedrunning total brain death: "JR East’s new four-legged landscapers are proving to be a hit".

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Look at JR East’s new four speedrunning total brain death: "JR East’s new four-legged landscapers are proving to be a hit". UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/jr-easts-new-four-legged-landscapers-are-proving #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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