The Straight Version
Patrick Stewart, renowned Shakespearean actor and Star Trek/X-Men star, died at 86 in Los Angeles.
The UNHINGED Take
Rest in peace, patricide victim of mortal coil. The galaxy's finest Captain America is finally off the payroll, baby.
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The Bottom Line
GUILTY CONFESSOR / 10
Rest in peace, patricide victim of mortal coil.
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