The Straight Version
MUFG Emut Bank will be the first Japanese-bank to operate without issuing cash cards.
The UNHINGED Take
MUFG Emut is walking into the future like a guy who forgot his wallet at a bank: no cards, no dignity. Call it the world's most stubborn cashless club, rolling its eyes at ATM loyalty.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
MUFG Emut is walking into the future like a guy who forgot his wallet at a bank: no cards, no dignity.
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