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Tokyo police to introduce AI-based accident reconstruction system

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·4 Nov, 09:38 am
Tokyo police to introduce AI-based accident reconstruction system — Japan
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The Straight Version

The system will combine AI with 3D spatial data from accident sites and footage from security cameras, reducing the need for on-site inspections.

The UNHINGED Take

"Tokyo police to introduce AI-based accident reconstruction system" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Tokyo police to introduce AI-based accident reconstruction system" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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