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North Korea fires off around a dozen ballistic missiles

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·29 Oct, 04:21 am
North Korea fires off around a dozen ballistic missiles — Japan
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The Straight Version

North Korea launched ~12 ballistic missiles from Wonsan, east coast.

The UNHINGED Take

Wonsan turned missiles into a fireworks buffet! North Korea's launch is more 'crazy sushi' than strategy, while world leaders binge-watch the chaos like TV spoilers.

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The Bottom Line

BABY BOMB SPECTATOR / 10

Wonsan turned missiles into a fireworks buffet!

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