The Straight Version
Oji Holdings launched a large-scale licorice cultivation system in Hokkaido to stabilize domestic medicinal plant supplies.
The UNHINGED Take
Oji is pivoting from killing forests to growing expensive candy weeds because apparently paper wasn't depressing enough. Peak corporate desperation to make us eat medicine that tastes like regret.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10
Oji is pivoting from killing forests to growing expensive candy weeds because apparently paper wasn't depressing enough.
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Oji is pivoting from killing forests to growing expensive candy weeds because apparently paper wasn't depressing enough. ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/oji-makes-inroads-on-licorice-cultivation-in-japan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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