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Will Chinese AI build a global advantage?

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·2 Nov, 09:54 am
Will Chinese AI build a global advantage? — Japan
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The Straight Version

Developing nations are leveraging Chinese AI to avoid picking sides between global superpowers.

The UNHINGED Take

Global suckers think they are buying sovereignty while handing their entire digital guts to Beijing’s surveillance meat grinder for a discount. It is not an alliance, it is a data-harvested suicide pact.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL DIGITAL LOBOTOMY / 10

Global suckers think they are buying sovereignty while handing their entire digital guts to Beijing’s surveillance meat grinder for a discount.

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