The Straight Version
Denys Katyukha won a $5.1 million judgment against Russia for seized hotels in a court Moscow ignores.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine winning a court case against a nuclear-armed bear by sending a strongly worded letter to a shredder. Peak comedy performance, but the only thing Katyukha is getting is imaginary yen.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR DIPLOMACY / 10
Imagine winning a court case against a nuclear-armed bear by sending a strongly worded letter to a shredder.
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Imagine winning a court case against a nuclear-armed bear by sending a strongly worded letter to a shredder. CLOWN CAR DIPLOMACY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/russia-has-seized-dozens-of-ukrainian-hotels-one #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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