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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 11:27 am
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — Japan
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens to hike fares and freeze wages if 2028 fuel costs spike by two billion euros.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary is holding passengers hostage for his own bottom line while praying for geopolitical collapse to justify his next price gouging spree. Absolute bottom-tier corporate parasite behavior.

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The Bottom Line

PATHETIC GREED / 10

Michael O'Leary is holding passengers hostage for his own bottom line while praying for geopolitical collapse to justify his next price gouging spree.

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Michael O'Leary is holding passengers hostage for his own bottom line while praying for geopolitical collapse to justify his next price gouging spree. PATHETIC GREED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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