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Supermarket freezers in Belgium and Sweden hit by suspected cyber-attack

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 11:25 am
Supermarket freezers in Belgium and Sweden hit by suspected cyber-attack — Japan
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The Straight Version

Hackers raised freezer temperatures to 50C in Belgian and Swedish supermarkets, potentially spoiling massive quantities of food.

The UNHINGED Take

Digital terrorists are out here cooking groceries in the aisle like a deranged science experiment. Europe is literally one password reset away from total culinary armageddon.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE TECH DISASTER / 10

Digital terrorists are out here cooking groceries in the aisle like a deranged science experiment.

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