The Straight Version
SoftBank and ABB are splitting their $5.4 billion robotics deal to bypass China's investment review blockade.
The UNHINGED Take
Masayoshi Son is begging Beijing for scraps while his $5.4 billion fantasy burns in a regulatory trash compactor. Absolute corporate cosplay at its most pathetic.
The Bottom Line
CORPORATE CIRCUS TRASH / 10
Masayoshi Son is begging Beijing for scraps while his $5.4 billion fantasy burns in a regulatory trash compactor.
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Masayoshi Son is begging Beijing for scraps while his $5.4 billion fantasy burns in a regulatory trash compactor. CORPORATE CIRCUS TRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/softbank-and-abb-consider-china-carve-out-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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