The Straight Version
Sumo officials are hoping for a final-day yokozuna showdown to crown the Kyushu basho champion.
The UNHINGED Take
Two giant men sweating on each other in silk diapers is the peak of our national delusion. Keep clutching your salt while the rest of the world evolves past this cosplay.
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The Bottom Line
STONE AGE NONSENSE / 10
Two giant men sweating on each other in silk diapers is the peak of our national delusion.
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