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Trump’s Iran threat renews Gulf fears of a war it didn’t choose

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·2 Nov, 10:48 pm
Trump’s Iran threat renews Gulf fears of a war it didn’t choose — Japan
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The Straight Version

Iran fired missiles at U.S. bases and Gulf energy wells, igniting war fears.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump bragged like a busted karaoke machine, Iran blazed missiles at U.S. bases and Gulf rigs, and the Gulf went haywire—samurai-style fireworks.

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TRUMP'S FATAL KARAOKE / 10

Trump bragged like a busted karaoke machine, Iran blazed missiles at U.S.

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