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U.S.-aligned countries, led by Asia, slash U.S. Treasury purchases by 60%

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·28 Oct, 06:53 am
U.S.-aligned countries, led by Asia, slash U.S. Treasury purchases by 60% — Japan
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The Straight Version

Asian nations aligned with the U.S. have slashed their Treasury purchases by 60 percent.

The UNHINGED Take

Uncle Sam is finally getting the global cold shoulder while his currency turns into high-priced toilet paper. The world is jumping off the sinking dollar ship before the engine room explodes.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE / 10

Uncle Sam is finally getting the global cold shoulder while his currency turns into high-priced toilet paper.

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