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Controversial Islamic cleric shot dead in northern Nigeria

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·27 Oct, 06:35 pm
Controversial Islamic cleric shot dead in northern Nigeria — Kenya
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Islamic cleric Yahaya Masussuka was shot dead in northern Nigeria after publicly rejecting mainstream religious doctrines.

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