The Straight Version
Jesus Owono was denied a spot in Equatorial Guinea's squad after the death of teammate Jesus de Miguel.
The UNHINGED Take
Owono pulls a mukanda maneuver, vowing to quit after de Miguel's death so the squad can cop flak and vapour; what a punch‑to‑the‑goal, not a goal.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Owono pulls a mukanda maneuver, vowing to quit after de Miguel's death so the squad can cop flak and vapour; what a punch‑to‑the‑goal, not a goal.
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Owono pulls a mukanda maneuver, vowing to quit after de Miguel's death so the squad can cop flak and vapour; what a punch‑to‑the‑goal, not a goal. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/owono-left-out-of-eq-guinea-squad-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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