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US contractor gave Ethiopia secrets to help kill Tigray fighters

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·4 Nov, 06:07 am
US contractor gave Ethiopia secrets to help kill Tigray fighters — Kenya
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The Straight Version

US contractor leaked classified docs to Ethiopian officials, enabling the slaughter of Tigray fighters.

The UNHINGED Take

That jacked US contractor hawked classified docs like stale matoke to Ethiopian warlords, letting them trample Tigray fighters while claiming to fight corruption.

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NEGATIVE IQ / 10

That jacked US contractor hawked classified docs like stale matoke to Ethiopian warlords, letting them trample Tigray fighters while claiming to fight corruption.

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That jacked US contractor hawked classified docs like stale matoke to Ethiopian warlords, letting them trample Tigray fighters while claiming to fight corruption. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/us-contractor-gave-ethiopia-secrets-to-help-kill #NZElection2

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