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Trump to remove Rwanda and South Africa from US trade deal

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·3 Nov, 01:28 pm
Trump to remove Rwanda and South Africa from US trade deal — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Trump removes Rwanda, South Africa from US trade deal after sanctioning Rwanda.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump drops Rwanda, then pulls a slick Kenya handshake, trading dignity for dust. It’s a banana‑squeeze of hypocrisy, no real power where a bruise should be.

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The Bottom Line

IQ NUTS / 10

Trump drops Rwanda, then pulls a slick Kenya handshake, trading dignity for dust.

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Trump drops Rwanda, then pulls a slick Kenya handshake, trading dignity for dust. IQ NUTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/trump-to-remove-rwanda-and-south-africa-from #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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