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Four charged with attempted murder after South African farmer shot and tortured

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·3 Nov, 12:12 pm
Four charged with attempted murder after South African farmer shot and tortured — Kenya
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The Straight Version

South African farmer shot, tortured Donovan Marx in Kenya, sparking anger over alleged white genocide rhetoric.

The UNHINGED Take

This Kenyan farmer turned cannon, gunned down Donovan Marx, while South African white supremacists brag about a genocide they conjured. Uh‑oh, the hallucination turned into a real life slap‑in‑the‑hands.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

This Kenyan farmer turned cannon, gunned down Donovan Marx, while South African white supremacists brag about a genocide they conjured.

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This Kenyan farmer turned cannon, gunned down Donovan Marx, while South African white supremacists brag about a genocide they conjured. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/four-charged-with-attempted-murder-after-south-african #NZElection2026 #Unhinged

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