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Libya's top religious authority rules against wearing Nike clothes

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·3 Nov, 02:56 pm
Libya's top religious authority rules against wearing Nike clothes — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Libya bans wearing Nike clothes as unIslamic by Dar al-Ifta.

The UNHINGED Take

Nike's Greek goddess swagger oozes overhang of shame; Dar al-Ifta’s decree shows a religion easier to fold than contracts. Nike’s swoosh mocks liberty, yet Libya’s cleric thinks brand logos equal blasphemy.

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Nike's Greek goddess swagger oozes overhang of shame; Dar al-Ifta’s decree shows a religion easier to fold than contracts.

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