The Straight Version
Uganda arrests former army deputy chief, stripped of rank, after guns recovered.
The UNHINGED Take
Uganda tripping, dropping ex‑chief like a wasted toy. 15 guns vanished, but the fire in their beds still froze. Talk about gun‑grabbing irony, boy.

The Bottom Line
BULLSHIT OVERLOAD / 10
Uganda tripping, dropping ex‑chief like a wasted toy.
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Uganda tripping, dropping ex‑chief like a wasted toy. BULLSHIT OVERLOAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/uganda-arrests-former-army-deputy-chief-stripped-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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