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Democratic candidates with a Christian message helped flip Congress

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·7 Nov, 01:07 am
Democratic candidates with a Christian message helped flip Congress — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Mainline Christian Democrats turned the tables, flipping Congress.

The UNHINGED Take

Mainline church dogs tripped the ’crown’ – they said ‘love your neighbor’, swapped it for a congress seat while evangelicals were left in the pews. Pure ㄱㅅㄱ!

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Mainline church dogs tripped the ’crown’ – they said ‘love your neighbor’, swapped it for a congress seat while evangelicals were left in the pews.

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