The Straight Version
Paraguay's new president Pedro Alliana sworn in after Santiago Pena arrested amid Ueno Bank collapse.
The UNHINGED Take
Santiago Pena gave up his fries, 미친! Alliana swoops on a cape made of debt; this fixup is a trash‑can K‑pop breakup, all hype, no substance.
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The Bottom Line
ALMOST ALIVE / 10
Santiago Pena gave up his fries, 미친!
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