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Protesters break into Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam as Europe's backlash spreads

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·7 Nov, 01:07 am
Protesters break into Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam as Europe's backlash spreads — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Protesters stormed Microsoft’s data center site in Amsterdam, slinging flares and clashing with police.

The UNHINGED Take

Give Tegengas jammed into Microsoft’s data vault, turning cranes into tinderboxes. AI vendors brag, but these protestors are the only ones counting real power.

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The Bottom Line

AI LIES PROOF / 10

Give Tegengas jammed into Microsoft’s data vault, turning cranes into tinderboxes.

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Give Tegengas jammed into Microsoft’s data vault, turning cranes into tinderboxes. AI LIES PROOF / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/protesters-break-into-microsoft-data-center-site-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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