The Straight Version
Iran fired multiple ballistic missiles at US targets and the US intercepted them, according to US Central Command
The UNHINGED Take
What a bunch of pendejos, right, they can't even get along for a second, it's like two cholos fighting over a girl at the antro, meanwhile the rest of us are just trying to survive, ¡esto es un desmadre! Those Iranian and American politicians are like two old viejas arguing over a plate of tacos at the mercado, but with ballistic missiles, ¡híjole!
The Bottom Line
TOTAL DESMADRE / 10
What a bunch of pendejos, right, they can't even get along for a second, it's like two cholos fighting over a girl at the antro, meanwhile the rest of us are just trying to survive, ¡esto es un desmadre!
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What a bunch of pendejos, right, they can't even get along for a second, it's like two cholos fighting over a girl at the antro, meanwhile the rest of us are just trying to survive, ¡esto es un desmadre! TOTAL DESMADRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/iran-and-us-trade
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