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Are Houthis using Russian satellites as Saudi Arabia fends off strikes?

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 08:08 am
Are Houthis using Russian satellites as Saudi Arabia fends off strikes? — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Analysts suspect the Houthis are utilizing Russian satellite data to coordinate military strikes against Saudi targets.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so munted that you need Moscow’s space toys to hit a desert target. These desert muppets are just glorified LARPers playing war with stolen tech and zero brain cells.

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Imagine being so munted that you need Moscow’s space toys to hit a desert target.

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