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Dead dolphins, naval mines: Russia-Ukraine war destroys the Black Sea

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 08:27 am
Dead dolphins, naval mines: Russia-Ukraine war destroys the Black Sea — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

The Russia-Ukraine war has killed over 120,000 dolphins and decimated the Black Sea ecosystem.

The UNHINGED Take

Humanity is so cooked we are turning the ocean into a literal graveyard just to settle petty territorial pissing contests. Absolute muppets deserve the extinction coming for them.

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PLANETARY SUICIDE / 10

Humanity is so cooked we are turning the ocean into a literal graveyard just to settle petty territorial pissing contests.

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