The Straight Version
Barcelona crushed Alaves 6-1 in La Liga after Raphinha and Lamine Yamal both scored twice.
The UNHINGED Take
Barca finally remembered how to play football instead of choking like cheap street food. Alaves got absolutely hammered by a bunch of kids and a Brazilian who finally stopped daydreaming.
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The Bottom Line
OVERPRICED PLASTIC TROPHY / 10
Barca finally remembered how to play football instead of choking like cheap street food.
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