The Straight Version
German police thwart Gen Z protesters with water cannons and pepper spray in Frankfurt.
The UNHINGED Take
Frankfurt police got the 'wet and spicy' handshake for Gen Z—fucking harmless? They just flooded a bunch of future voters who would never grant them any refund, lah.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Frankfurt police got the 'wet and spicy' handshake for Gen Z—fucking harmless?
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Frankfurt police got the 'wet and spicy' handshake for Gen Z—fucking harmless? CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/german-police-protesters-clash-after-gen-z-demos #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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